
I have two quotes today as I' reading two books at once (*gasp* a new concept for me but one is not fiction so I can read little bits).

"Lina lived in Quillium Square, over the yard shop run by her Grandmother. When she got to the shop, she burst in the door and cried,' Granny! I'm a messenger!' "

"Lina lived in Quillium Square, over the yard shop run by her Grandmother. When she got to the shop, she burst in the door and cried,' Granny! I'm a messenger!' "
The City of Ember by Heanne DuPrau Page 21
“Bob the builder can’t be a real builder – I have never seen him wolf-whistle at a passing girl or expose his butt –crack; and don’t get me started on Tickle-Me-Elmo. Why that little perv wants to be tickled all the time is beyond me, but I say leave Touch-Me-Up Elmo to hang out with Rugby league players and keep him away from kiddies”.
Survival of the Dumbest by Wil Anderson (Chapter 2 this is an ebook so no page numbers)