Wednesday Funnies 24 June 09

Wednesday Funnies is a meme for anything you found funny during the week that you would like to share with your blogging buddies. I am happy for anyone who would like to participate to post a link to their own post here.

Happy Wednesday!

I apologise for the late post. Last night we went to see the new Transformers 2 Movie (see Monday Movies post this monday for a review) and had dinner with K's parents. I had all the good intentions to post the minute we got home however (a) that turned out to be 11.30 (and way past my bedtime) and (b) my tummy decided it was gonna give me some pay back for having a good time that evening. So I just curled into a wimpering, sookie ball and went to sleep (ok cue the violins I know you all feel sorry for me *grin*).

This email came to me during the week and is on one of my favorite topics chocolate! I suggest everyone print these off and have a copy sitting on your fridge at home. They are sage words.

THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE!

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

9. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

11. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?

A. Because no one wants to quit.

12. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

13. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.